The (N)everending (i)ndestructible (c)harismatic (k)ing (shortform N.I.C.K) is the unstoppable king of the void. His hunger will devour entire Universes and he won't be satisfied as long as he hasn't found his queen.
Person A: Oh no! It's N.I.C.K. we're all doomed!
Person B: Sit down and enjoy your last minutes...there is nothing we can do... the (N)everending (i)ndestructible (c)harismatic (k)ing will conquer this world too...
Person B: Sit down and enjoy your last minutes...there is nothing we can do... the (N)everending (i)ndestructible (c)harismatic (k)ing will conquer this world too...
by Jesus tried April 19, 2022

The meaning of this phrase is to alert co-workers, on-lookers, passers-by, and anyone else in a group, large or small, who is in charge of a given scenario.
Bryan: Well, what if we approach this problem from a different perspective?
Debra: I'm fucking this cat, so just shut up and hold its tail!
Debra: I'm fucking this cat, so just shut up and hold its tail!
by debra February 13, 2005

by celestiavibes August 31, 2022

To lose ones erection by viewing vile, disgusting pictures of grotesque naked women, or looking upon the large rear side of a bent over woman. A sure cure for making a hard on disappear in an awkward moment. Such pictures and other stimuli can be found useful and is first step in treating prolonged Viagra and other erectile medication side affects.
Patient: "Dr Phil, I woke up after a night out and hitting hard on the Viagra and now I can't get rid of my wood. Should I come into your office or to an emergency room? "
Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.
What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.
What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
by T_rump_supporter November 8, 2010

Oldham-ing or to be a bit of an Oldham......is to exist with no knowledge of the modern world's idioms and to be continually perplexed by new phrases.
Normally just a problem for the very old. But occasionally someone you know will drop themselves right in it for the amusement of all !
Normally just a problem for the very old. But occasionally someone you know will drop themselves right in it for the amusement of all !
"Last night someone asked to hook up, I thought it was just drugs but ended up having sex in a lay by. Doh! What am I like?"
"Have you been oldham-ing again?"
"Have you been oldham-ing again?"
by Fran P 666 June 7, 2014

The simple act of being overbearing, distrusting, unnecessarily snarky, nosy, a dumb bitch, a toxic little shit, slightly narcissistic, completely irrational and otherwise a COLOSSAL WANKSTAIN of a parent to your adolescent child for the outstanding reason of:
absolutely nothing. Only used when the child in question has done ZERO total things to warrant the distrust.
absolutely nothing. Only used when the child in question has done ZERO total things to warrant the distrust.
"I'd love to participate in <normal teenage activity> but if I do my parent will be leanne-ing for days."
by kuiper08 September 9, 2020

*John Kanye-ing* Bob: "John, you were a great, famous coworker everyone loved, but now you're a crazy person who threw it all away." John: "ALL MY FRIENDS ARE NAZIS, SLAVERY WAS A CHOICE"
by TCDO May 9, 2025
