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Haitian Handkerchief

When a woman stretches her labia over her partner's mouth and nose, and then her partner blows their nose.
I was going down on my girl while I had severe allergies. She suggested a Haitian Handkerchief for efficiency.
by Indy the Great January 23, 2019
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Three-Handed-Jackson

The delicate process of putting oneself in the "friendzone" and ending up marrying the person.
"Did you hear about that guy who put himself in the friend zone with the woman who is now his wife?"

"Ah yes, the majestic Three-Handed-Jackson."
by TheLolcat22 May 8, 2019
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Left Handed Sandbag

Used when your talking to your homies about something sexual with a girl that you can’t specify.
“Yo Hailey gave me a left handed sandbag last night.”
by East bound jit March 20, 2021
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Left Handed Daphne

Left Handed Daphne means vagina; whore with a deep vagina.
"All my coworkers are left handed daphnes"
by bigmouthfacts May 19, 2023
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Belgian Back Hander

A traditional style of wanking originating from Belgium. This is practiced in the shower and can be tricky! you must have one foot in the bath and the other raised on the side of bath. You give it the berries by putting your arm round the back of the raised leg and jack yourself off in a backwards hand (knuckles facing up!), hence the name Belgium Back hander.
I was bored last night, had a great "Belgian Back Hander" and got an early night..................
by BUSTIAN August 21, 2011
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tossed the handkerchief to

A crude expression. Meaning a man has finished with a woman.

Derived from a literal Act of a man tossing a handkerchief or other cloth to a woman so that she may clean his cum off of herself
She was sad, he tossed the handkerchief to her and never talked to her again
by O'Brien Patrick October 18, 2017
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