ham cannon

An idiom for a particularly girthy and exceedingly propulsive male member.

Ladies, watch out for his ham cannon. It stretched me too wide and nearly blew a wad through my spine.

by Waffle Joe January 20, 2006

ham and egger

An amateur. Primarily and athlete, posing as a professional, but not quite up to that caliber. It's a slurred, "code" name for Amateur. Hence: Am - A - Teur = Ham -And - Egger.

1940's Ringside Announcer: "This guy's just a hamneggr (ham and egger)."

by Kent james March 2, 2010

ham sandwhich

when a guy places his dick inside a fat womens rolls and jacks off

That ham sandwhich was great! Fat women realy do make the best ham sandwhiches.

by fat chicks need love to December 22, 2010

ham shandy

A term used by mistaken people who actually mean 'hand shandy'. They've probably gone through their whole life saying it wrong, as it sounds similar in conversation.

- I just had a ham shandy
- Really, a hand shandy?
- Yeah!
- Great stuff

by Serfer January 29, 2010

Ham Sandwich

A overweight sorority girl.

The hot ones always bring along the ham sandwichs.

by Mark Fastner July 25, 2007

go ham

The act of making someone 2 or possibly 3 ham sandwiches.

"Billy looks really hungry, I think I'll go ham on him"

by conoshan April 25, 2009

ham sandwich

The act of one man fucking a women from the front, another fucking her from the back, and a man suddenly running out of a closet with a hammer and hitting the girl over the head with it.

Kate almost died when we ham sandwiched her last night, it was funny as hell

by MOSESLOVER November 11, 2010