ham sandwich

A somewhat short but chronically overweight person

Check out that soccer manager. No, not the short blond one, im talking about that huge one! Notice how when he sits on the bleachers it sags in the middle. That kids a total ham sandwich, know what I mean?

by Steve Pennington October 31, 2007

ham drip

an overly glazed ham.

you used too much! look at that ham drip.

by Packard January 25, 2005

Ham Grabbler

A profession which involves the vigorous grabbing of a best friends arm and screaming Ham very loudly.
This action can have either a slightly sexual intention or an intention of asserting dominance to a certain person.

The term derives from 2 high schoolers in 2020 that were not paying attention in class.

The term was first used by rap duo Doritos On Ice.

Gustav: No Marius Stop!
Marius: HAAAMMMMM!
Gustav: No its the Ham Grabbler!

by The Hoax November 25, 2021

Ham Bone

A shortened word for hamster boner meaning that someones wiener is as small as a hamster's hard.

Dude I am hung like a hamster man I got the Ham Bone.

by George Schwanz October 25, 2011

ham head

the head of a penis.

i totally closed my damn ham head in the car door yesterday.

by dilbaid7 April 25, 2009

Ham Sandwich

I mean this is great ham sandwiches are two pieces of ham put on the outside of one or more pieces of bread then chewed swallowed and in a day poo pooed out of his/her doo hicky.

wait one minute while i fix my self pickles on a plate then wee dance the night away tugg tugg.

by king of doo hicky'z July 18, 2003

Ham head

A "ham head" is someone who does loads of coke all the time. These people are generally bell ends.

Craig: "Hey John, Steve's turned into a right ham head since meeting those new guys at work hasn't he?"

John: "Yeah mate, he's become a right bell end!"

by The Ninja Boyfriend April 8, 2016