1. A term for a guy with a small penis that, no matter how long it takes, will completely destroy your hole.
2. Sometimes it's a sex act preformed by men in isolation using a hole in the wall covered by a poster for privacy.
2. Sometimes it's a sex act preformed by men in isolation using a hole in the wall covered by a poster for privacy.
1. I didn't think he could get the job done, but Sarge is a total Geologist Hammer!
2. The guy that used to live in this cell, did the Geologist Hammer behind that poster of Raquel Welch.
2. The guy that used to live in this cell, did the Geologist Hammer behind that poster of Raquel Welch.
by PNWTigerLily November 6, 2018
Get the geologist hammermug. When your wife spends her hard earned money for a boob job only to come home and find her husand playing hide the hammer with a drug induced Male prostitute.
by Sluggou812 November 5, 2022
Get the Hide the hammermug. An intimate extra-dimensional storage area for cartoon hammers and the like.
Often used in video games and Animated Movies/Shows when a character can hold a seemingly infinite amount of items. Prime examples are, Spider-Ham, Steve from Minecraft, and many more.
Often used in video games and Animated Movies/Shows when a character can hold a seemingly infinite amount of items. Prime examples are, Spider-Ham, Steve from Minecraft, and many more.
by H0ldenlol June 4, 2023
Get the Hammer Spacemug. An extremely painful shit, when it feels like a large cube is cutting through with great effort, then it gives and flies out with the handle easily being released.
I was on the toilet the other day after eating a lot of cheese and red meat, without water and eventually passed Thor's Hammer.
by johnyaya October 30, 2020
Get the Thor's Hammermug. by Flipfloo78 April 10, 2019
Get the Sausage Hammermug. An enemy sometimes encountered in mainline Mario games. Often seen in pairs, their behavior involves tossing hammers in an upward arc at you. Essentially, they are some of the most annoying cunts you will ever encounter in any video game. When you approach one, be sure to have a mushroom on you because there is a very low chance that you'll get past them without getting hit at least once.
Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I DIED
Person 2: What happened?
Person: 1 IT'S THOSE FUCKING HAMMER BROS, THEY ARE NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID! FUCK!
Person 2: What happened?
Person: 1 IT'S THOSE FUCKING HAMMER BROS, THEY ARE NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID! FUCK!
by zvcxasdfkwyrio June 17, 2022
Get the Hammer Bromug. by Battlebusdriver December 9, 2018
Get the hammer snortermug.