Goocher

Absolutely nothing. Zero.

"Playing cards, I dealt Paul a goocher, and he went back 5 points."

by ELMEL86 June 12, 2012

Gooshing

1. An act resulting in extreme fun. Characterized by a secretive in which you must be initiated to go gooshing.

2. Commited near Sioux Falls. AKA middle of no where.

3.. Very popular if your now looking this up. Start Guessing.

Dude! I went Gooshing last night!

What's that?

I have to show you!

by Careless Warrior September 29, 2011

gooch

1) The area between a male's scrotum and anus.
2) The nickname of Colm Cooper, a prominent member of the Kerry senior Gaelic Football squad.

2) "And here's Gooch with the ball....he shoots and it in the back of the net! Gooch scores with only seconds remaining!"

by John Ayuer May 10, 2006

gooch

The area between a man's scrotum and asshole. Commonly confused with the "taint", the gooch is discerned by the obvious cleft that runs longitudinally down the center.

A square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not always a square.

A gooch is a taint, but a taint is not always a gooch.

by goochrider March 11, 2010

goocho

dick fucking cock sucker

A guy sucking dick

by IcEd February 13, 2004

dead gooch

a hard painful blow sent to the gooch, useually brought forth by a foot or a knee.

im going to dead gooch you with my foot.

by The Gooch Smasher!!! October 11, 2006

Splooch Gooch

a thin (and in bad cases thick) lining of cum crusties, dingleberrys, sweat and tears that usually appears on a woman's area between the vagina and butthole (it could theoretically appear on a man if he finds a way to splooge on his own gooch or unless he is a "homo","fag","raging flamer", or my favorite, an "anal tool"). Men with Gooch Splooches are often known to enjoy an occasional "Alaskan Pancake".

Shanene:"Girl, i was changin' in the lockerroom and you know how i change next to the ho Precious? Anyway she went into the showers and i dropped my soap and as i glanced up she had a..."

Shafanjae:"Bitch don't tell me she had a Splooch Gooch!"

Shanene:"Girl you don't even know. Now, let's go get some watermelon, but look out for the linchers!"

by Danny Dapper October 14, 2009