Gooch beef

A jar of bovril stashed down your underpants, used for sneaking into events and enjoying a beefy treat.
Mike, hand over the gooch beef I'm gagging for a drink!
by Smoisty June 17, 2025
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Gooch grabber

A person who sneaks from behind in the army crawl position to an unsuspecting victim and grabs the gooch skin, squeezes, tickles, then smells their fingers which were used on the gooch.
There’s a reason why we call Alex the ”gooch grabber” and it’s the same reason why we have locks on the bathroom stalls.
by Yacomistemipito May 31, 2023
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gooche boy

When one of the male gender enjoyes licking the gooche of another person
I heard Matt is a gooche boy.
by Youngmetro35 April 28, 2016
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gooch-tingle

The sensorineural impulse experienced after engaging in an arousing; victorious; erotic-disenfranchising; supisciously homoerotic and generally actived at imoportune occasions, rarely know to initiate spontaneous defamation and the ensuing social embarrassment.
Damn Samantha, if I had known I was going to have a gooch-tingle and crap my pants, I would have brought another pair of khakis, Fuck your employee appreciation luncheon.
by DrJUrWay February 01, 2017
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Gooch Gobler

Someone that aggressively licks the taint
All the girls say nick seester is a gooch gobler
by ShlankDaddy20 February 11, 2020
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Gooch Hudson

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Man 1: "Hey man, how are you doing right now? I haven't been able to reach you lately"
Man 2: "Gooch Hudson"
Man 1: "What?"
by truefeman March 20, 2023
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The Gooch

The period between Christmas and New Year when no one knows what day it is and they wander around in a daze recovering from festive gluttony.
Person 1 - "Hey man what are you up to during the gooch?"

Person 2 - "Not sure, recovering from a food coma and dreading the forced fun of New Year I reckon"
by The Wordenator February 23, 2016
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