When someone is too fucking stupid to spell “Guardian” correctly (even with autocorrect) and says “fuck it, good enough”. Or quite possibly failed the second grade and was pushed through the educational system as a part of “no child left behind”.
by Cracklized September 30, 2020
by Jimmy neutron boy wonder February 01, 2017
Adjacent to bucket list, which is tinny and final. A garden list is where I will plant my goals and dreams to cultivate into a beautiful and flourishing garden which will bring me and others joy.
by HGkriminal March 31, 2024
When using whole carrots as butt plugs your partner uses the leafy top to pull them out. Any topped produce may work.
I’ve never been on a farm, but got to do some Urban Gardening with this lady I met at Whole Foods. Great harvest.
by ducksmauler February 03, 2023
A person who is hinting for something so they drop little hints like seeds without directly saying what they want.
Like you usually been had or guilted when you get Sally Gardened by a Sally Gardener.
“So, I’m about to be evicted and not getting paid for another month. Did your EBT card hit yet? Oh it did, that’s cool. I’m about to go see that ho Jennie. She always got something cooking. Hope she has wings and corn. I got this little bottle left for her and I to sip on. Oh you wouldn’t mind grabbing some corn at the store would you? I’ll give you a few sips off this Henny.”
Like you usually been had or guilted when you get Sally Gardened by a Sally Gardener.
“So, I’m about to be evicted and not getting paid for another month. Did your EBT card hit yet? Oh it did, that’s cool. I’m about to go see that ho Jennie. She always got something cooking. Hope she has wings and corn. I got this little bottle left for her and I to sip on. Oh you wouldn’t mind grabbing some corn at the store would you? I’ll give you a few sips off this Henny.”
Girl, stop trying to Sally Garden me for those Jordan’s.
Oh, okay Sally Gardener. I hear you saying you’re broke, so just ask me for a twenty.
Oh, okay Sally Gardener. I hear you saying you’re broke, so just ask me for a twenty.
by Bonanza1234 April 19, 2020
by Slootmaster November 03, 2020