Déja Flu

The eerie feeling that one has experienced this pandemic before.

I just read that exactly a century ago, Spanish Flu raged across the world. The pandemic was followed by The Roaring Twenties, The Great Depression and World War 2. I'm getting a distinct sense of déja flu.

by TheVivisector February 10, 2021

Laudy Flu

A unique strain of COVID-19 that is localized within the ft. Lauderdale region. Symptoms include: reserving a table everywhere you go, with no visible health issues such as a cough or a fever.

VIP Hostess: I really hope that guy with glasses with a beard comes in this weekend

Hostess 2: why?
VIP: Hostess: he pays my bills because he's got the Laudy flu

by Dr Yeezy March 13, 2021

aguado flu

Terrible explosion of diarrhea and puke that continues until you are too weak to wish for death’s sweet release.

I can not get the Aguado flu right now!
The Aguado flu had me coming out of both ends!

by Neffajawea April 16, 2021

Flu Flammer

Follow-up phrase used to end a mighty roast.

You smell like hot dog water, flu flammered!

by LiveNowDieLater July 19, 2022

Flu Tire

A typo for "picture"; An ailed car part.

Hey guys, can you go like my flu tire on Instagram?
I need to go to the mechanic because of my flu tire.

by asajfkl June 28, 2022

deja-flu

When, say, a pandemic has us all mentally unstable and the government is like a small child lost in a supermarket. Winter brings a new variant and again, tighter protocols. Science is advancing apace and it yet it feels awfully like one year ago since...(often around Xmas time in northern hemisphere Winters).

"I see on the news we're back to masks-on again...hold on, wait juuuust a minute, oooh, er, I just had deja-flu!"

by Diogenetics January 1, 2022

New flu

Covid-19

Unbeknownst to the masses COVID-19 has become the new flu…

by Buteo Pollo January 11, 2022