A third tier institution in Tampax,
Florida known for their ridiculously
lax admissions standards. They are the third largest "university" in the state of
Florida behind UF and UCF. They recently experienced their best football season ever but
even that won't attract quality students, as they rank last in the state in number of Merit Scholars. They
pride themselves on being the only commuter school in the country with a ranked football team. Recently, administrators at the school announced they would not be able to construct housing for students because of the strong community support for the existing pawn shops and liquor stores that surround the campus. The current money mismanagement crisis at the school has caused students to question the number of luxurious pieces of furniture in the president's office, which include a miniature model of an on-campus
football stadium with a plaque reading "Someday..." attached.
Ray Ray: "Dude! Did you get into the Tulsa Welding School?"
Tay Tay: "Nah man. They too selectionative.!"
Ray Ray: "Oh man. That's straight up whack!"
Tay Tay: "It's ok. I just
got a
football scholarship to the University of South
Florida."
