The Floating Rock

The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)

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by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

Fecal Float

When one taints another's drink with feces. Usually as some sort of funny prank or done to someone that one does not hold in high regard.

I have a secret. Jane just made johns beer into a Fecal Float.

by Donny L. Butts May 23, 2008

Up float

Opposite of down fall

"She is too aggressive. That's her downfall. She has made a lot of enemies." "Maybe being too aggressive is her up float. She has a very successful career."

by jvd4486 February 10, 2010

Chocolate Float

Basically the terms 'chocoalte starfish' and 'float' as one. Chocolate starfish, meaning the butt hole, and float, meaning the act of placing the penis in the vagina with no thrusting involved. Making chocolate float, a penis inside the chocolate starfish with no thrusting involved.

Dalton: Hey, I was with Angela last night..

Cameron: Ooooh really? What'd you two do?

Dalton: We had a Chocolate Float.

Cameron: That must have been boring.

by 1234Banana5678 July 3, 2010

Street Floater

When you live in a neighborhood where parking is woefully inadequate, you are often loathe to leave a spot, especially if it is close enough to your house to keep you from having to walk forever to get back. Leaving is a challenge, because it is no guarantee that the space or ANY will be there when you return. A Street Floater is leaving a space for a certain stretch of time, and returning to the same spot. The floating aspect, is essentially the parking space you left, it is floating in existence until your return to claim it. Note, it isn't a street floater if someone saves the space for you, leaves the space as you return, or if you block the space in any way shape or form to preserve it for later. These actions, while prudent, are not keeping in the spirit of the street floater.

I drove down to taco bell because it was late and I was starving, and when I got home I busted a MAAAAAAAAAD Street floater. the same spot was all clear when I got back.

Or,

I thought I found a street floater but it turned out to be a Spot Tease. That damn neighbor parked in between two spots again.

by Lladnek November 23, 2010

motor float

Canadian colloquialism for a boat, particularly smaller, personal boats.

Whattaya say we take the motor float out for some fishin, eh?

by Groovintunes April 8, 2011

oakland floater

putting toddlers in burkas and forcing them to eat dog treats

johnny mouthed off on me today so i had to pull the ole' oakland floater

by the gold diggers August 23, 2011