Fail tail

When a man attepts to cling to his youth by maintaining long hair in a ponytail. Usually he is also going bald and wears a ball cap as well.

Mark should quit clinging to scraps and cut that fail tail off.

by Freerobotsex July 6, 2010

failbomber

A person who fails at blowing things up...

That guy who tried to blow up Times Square in NYC; yeah, he's a failbomber.

by mandathewitch2 May 6, 2010

Fail Pass

A slip of paper given to an individual that does an action considered a "FAIL".

"Hey man, go to FailPasses.com and print out a Fail Pass for me, my little brother tried riding his bike across water...."

by WordMasterDude May 15, 2010

Fail Lines

1. Lines of snow that appear across a failure's driveway. This person (usually a migrant from Illinois to the fine state of Wisconsin) sucks so bad at shoveling their driveway that they create fail lines in places where the snow overflowed from either side of their shovel. Usually these lines run horizontally for the entire length of their driveway.

2. It can also be a noun describing the person previously described.

1. Man 1: Dude, you have to clean up those fail lines.
Man 2: Yea, I know. Three people already asked if I was from Chicago.

2. "That new neighbor of yours roots for the Bears? He must be such a fail lline..."

by The Wonderful WIz January 18, 2011

Failbug

when someone fails but do so in a cute way or/and are cute.

Girlfriend:Ahh Kaja just broke my phone :c
Boyfriend: Aww, you are a failbug Veronika :)

girlfriend: *slap* >:D

by Turtlebug February 20, 2011

Failbug

1: When someone fails, and "fail" is too harsh of a word, you can use failbug instead.

2: If someone fails but in a cute way and/or is cute/adorable.

Girlfriend: I just slipped and fell on ice :(
Boyfriend: Aww its okay my little failbug, i still love you.
Girlfriend: hehe thanks, but you are the failbug in this situation :D

by TurtleBug February 22, 2011

fail-fro

Curly hair on a bad day. Frizzy, all over the place, heat conductor.

I did my hair but once I got to the park, I was already sporting the fail-fro.

by CaptainYellowGiraffe July 18, 2012