Tree Falls in the Woods

When an individual sexually pleasures him/herself in a room (usually a dorm room) with another person in it, but the other person doesn't know. Typically the person that doesn't know is asleep or drunk.

Girl 1: Hey roommate, if a tree falls in the woods but nobody hears it, does it really make a sound?
Girl 2: Bitch don't get all philosophical n shit on me I know you fucked yourself last night.
Girl 1: fml

by Mr.nj June 13, 2016

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Dow facts

When you refuse to accept a misunderstanding and create an alternate reality in your head. Usually accompanied with a disillusionment of reality.

Dad: I heard you got mono after prom.
Son: no. We went as friends stop spreading Dow facts

by RocketSedan April 18, 2018

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niagra falls explosion

when you hit that g spot on a girl so hard she squirts and you need a raincoat

I need a niagra falls explosion soon

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 17, 2017

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Verified Facts

When you are the one giving the first hand information on a topic or story facts being laid out and someone else can back it up with their / another person(s) information /story

" I had some cookies I made but it’s not the same high- I want to not wake up on the front lawn . True Story"
"my best friend did that on a business trip. Got fucked up missed his plane cuz he woke up on a random lawn"
"verified facts"

by buttaflylisa August 28, 2019

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Fun facts

There's not a whole lot fun about most facts, so usually when someone tells you they have fun facts, they have misinformation, especially if it's coming from someone with a false name.

Fun facts are usually bullshit.

by Solid Mantis January 16, 2021

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