Fake Noob 

An individual who plays on a newly created account to play with people way below his/her skill level

I only lost because of that fake noob

Fake Noob by Gee Wizz March 17, 2019

Fake Memories 

When someone tries to retell a story or memory from the past but changes the details, usually to favor themselves.

Nima: Remember when I beat you in smash bros?
Mikey: No, I beat you and Navid!
Navid: No, you lost to Nima after you beat me, you got fake memories bro

Fake Memories by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019

Fake friends 

Taylor Jackson Deja cater kaiyah fat ass white and shyla Bradford and Timera Ben ford all them lol hoes are fake as fuck

I hate fake friends like them ulgy hoes tf

Fake friends by Made by Shamyaia July 19, 2019

Fake Friday 

Day before a day off in the middle of a work week. The term “fake Friday” is used because Friday is the day before the weekend, so “fake Friday” is the day before a day off that typically wouldn’t be regularly scheduled. Fake Friday can often be compared to Christmas because of how exciting is it.

“Do we have school tomorrow?”
“No, so today’s Fake Friday.”

Fake Friday by onlyangel October 15, 2019

Fake 

when someone acts one way around someone but doesn’t really feel that way, someone who will backstab you

ex. Brooklyn tells you that you guys are best friends but then she turns around and talks bad about you behind your back. Brooklyn would be fake.

Fake by urbandic_genius November 30, 2019

Facesaver 

An individual who makes a habit out of saving face. This person will do everything in their power to avoid admitting their mistakes or face embarrassment or shame as a result of their own doing. He/she lives in a fairytale world where it’s normal to just ignore the hurt caused by the crummy things he/she does to others. When a “fight or flight” situation occurs, the facesaver is known to usually choose the flight option.

Kenny is such a facesaver. He never owns up to his fuckups. He just expects everyone to forget the dumbass things he does and act like everything’s great when clearly it’s not. Instead of being a man and admitting he fucked up, he just runs away anytime he is confronted with the bullshit he caused! Kenny is the epitome of a facesaver!

Facesaver by CloudKeeper December 27, 2019

Fake Maine™ 

Maine without puffins is just about as real as Australia.

If you believe you live in Maine but have never seen a puffin, you live in Fake Maine. This is a common misconception because Mr. Mapmaker must have forgotten to include Fake Maine and explain the difference. It's hard to get out of Fake Maine, but you'll know you've done it when you see a puffin.

"You live in Maine? Cool! Have you seen any puffins?"
"Actually, no. Maine has puffins?"
"Sounds like a load of Fake Maine™ to me."

Fake Maine™ by mee-haw January 7, 2020