maid fade

when you're checking out of a hotel room and you take a big dump on the way out the door... leaving the smell for the maids

I checked out of the la quinta this morning, but left a righteous maid fade...

by hollyRoxxx December 3, 2021

Reverse-Fade

A fake hair style, made popular by middle-age men, who are not accepting their male-patterned baldness but instead, insist their impending baldness is a hair style.

Jim: Wow, Mike, you are really starting to go bald!
Mike: Na man, I'm not going bald, it's my new reverse-fade hair cut.
Jim: Bro, you are in denial!
Mike: No, seriously, it is a new hair cut that is driving all the girls wild.
Jim: Man, you are lost. Nobody is buying that! Bro, you are bald. Accept it. Now, go grab your pickleball paddle and join all the other old guys with their "reverse-fades."
Mike: You're a jerk, Jim.

by B-gas Scott February 15, 2024

taper-fade

A "taper-fade" is a type of haircut that has been popularized by Gen Z, a low maintenance haircut, usually paired with a fluffy texturized hairstyle on the top. Faded on the side burns and back, with lots of bulk.

Nathan: Yo Marc, do you like my haircut? It's called a low taper-fade with a textured fringe.
Marc: Yo! That looks sick, I might have to get that.

by beatvoidthedefiner March 8, 2024

Fade to Black

When a group of no less than a dozen naked black men walk into the porno and block the camera.

INT. Tropical Hotel Room - Sunset
Juliette: OH FUCK YES SENPAI
Juliette squirts and moans. Twelve absolutely hung black men enter from screen left and screen right.
FADE TO BLACK

by istealspoonz March 11, 2024

Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade

Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.

Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self

by FourBigLoadedDicksInMyMouth March 27, 2024

faded by achilles

a disgusting vile stinky oily stringy dogshit haircut

person1:yo your hair looks like cut up bull testicles

person2: i got faded by achilles

person:1 your donzos pal

by cadens barber March 28, 2024

faded by achilles

"Faded by Achilles" is an utter travesty in the world of hair salons, a pitiful excuse for a grooming establishment that bears the unfortunate stamp of Achilles' name. Despite the grandiosity implied by its namesake, this so-called barbershop is nothing short of a hair-raising nightmare. Clients foolish enough to grace its doors are met with a cacophony of incompetence, resulting in haircuts that would make even Medusa turn away in horror. It's as if Achilles himself, famed for his prowess in battle but evidently lacking in any semblance of hairdressing talent, has decided to lend his illustrious name to a venture destined for failure. With each disastrous snip of the scissors, patrons can only rue the day they set foot in this den of follicular despair, leaving with scalps butchered beyond recognition and egos shattered like brittle strands of hair. Faded by Achilles is less a salon and more a monument to ineptitude, a cautionary tale for anyone foolish enough to seek grooming at the hands of this hairdressing tragedy

person 1: dude what happened to ur hair
person 2: faded by Achilles got me

by kjdfshkjdhgdlj March 28, 2024