Evan the Weeb

Evan the Weeb may use body pillows, eat ramen and cornhole a bunch of anime models. Best avoided at all costs.

Hey did you catch {Evan the Weeb}?

by Apple Greg May 11, 2020

Evan Davidson

a simp for squidward tentacles

“yo is Evan Davidson going back to zoey again?”

by deanna lynn September 11, 2020

Evan Halpenny

Legend has it that if you touch Evan Halpenny good things come to you.... oh no wait nothing is better than Evan.

person: “is it a bird”?

“is it a plane”?
Me: “No bitch it’s Evan Halpenny”

by mr.appleman April 10, 2021

Evan peters

A very attractive,slightly shy, incredible actor

You know Evan peters? That incredible actor well known for tate in American Horror Story.

by Clifbar July 23, 2021

Evan's Gnome

Similar to the laws of thermodynamics, Evans Gnome is an immutable truth of the knowable universe:

"Nothing that only men like is cool."

Jim: "Joe Rogan and Elon Musk are playing Call of Duty."

Chad: "So?"

Steve: "Wow, that demonstration of Evan's Gnome was very astute."

by hasbinbad October 18, 2021

Evan Murphy

Caring and loving guy with the most beautiful blue eyes. He takes care of everyone and is the most selfless person you’d ever meet.

Evan Murphy cannot hang out today, he’s taking care of his grandparents.

by miaalexander111 November 15, 2021

Evan Davies

Evan Davies is cooler than Nevio

"Evan Davies is a cool person"

by Me Cool 2.0 December 15, 2021