English Bowtie

Taking one's penis and twisting and tying it into a bowtie shape.

Dude, I got a hooker yesterday who didnt speak englsih and she totally English bowtied me.

by STP Hansel March 18, 2006

English Flame-thrower

When you and your girl are having a great time in bed and you are about to spunk on your girl, but then suddenly pulls out some WD40 and a lighter and burns your dick.

Dude, ever since your girlfriend gave me the English Flame-Thrower, I have never been able to recover and have my normal Asshole ripping sex any more!!!!!!!

by Mr. Amazon Fire Fighter(CARP) February 26, 2009

engrish

A vocabulary consisting of all letters of the alphabet except the letter "L", in which the letter "R" is used in its place.

Hurro I am Japanese and I have finally learnt how to speak Engrish.

by umbie March 21, 2004

fractured english

What Lolcats speak. Generally misusing as many pronouns, misconjugating as many verbs, and leaving out as many letters as possible while still getting the message across.

O, Hai! How does I turned waters on? -Cat
Shut up, your fractured English is annoying. -Normal Person
No wai! Coolness. The cat has it. -Insane Person

by Danielsan42 February 28, 2008

english

a rolled cigarette with a bit of weed mixed in made famous by joe strummer.

"wanna smoke some english?"

"should i roll an english?"

by joe bummer February 23, 2010

English

Powerful solvent when applied to unstable polymers. Often mistaken for language, culture, and geographic place which we all know did not really happen in the alternate universe in which english dissolves those damn polymers.

After the frightful polymer spill a liberal application of english cleaned it right up. The sun gleamed off the bright smooth surface once the english was used.

by paralllell mr. universe October 2, 2003

advanced English teacher

A teacher that will gleefully give you an A ++++++++++ FOREVER! If you say symbolism and/or society in a class discussion. It also helps to act like you give a care.

teacher: Tell us about this book....DANNY!
Danny: Well it has to do with symbolysim and uh, society.
teacher: It sounds like you give a care.
Danny: Oh I do, I do!
teacher: GLORIOUS! A++++++++++ FOREVER!

by Danny Peterson January 12, 2004