Drunk drifting

The act of being too drunk when playing any fps multiplayer game, and killing or causing dammage to your teammates at the beggining of the round. Specifically counterstrike, but could occur in any game. But usually caused by the drunken heavy fingers , known as drunk drifting.

Sorry dude, I was drunk drifting!

Drunk drifting by kiIIswitch February 7, 2012

drunk slap 

A slap on a drunk man's face to sober him up.

he is going crazy, may be he needs to get drunk slapped.

drunk slap by Elton848798 June 4, 2012

Drunk Oliver 

The act of walking around with a glass and asking people to please fill it up with an alcoholic beverage. Most successful at places where everyone else is drinking out of cans or bottles. Great idea until the next morning's hangover.

Person #1: "Please sir, may I have some more?"
Person #2: "Sure."
(Pours bottle into glass)
Person #1: "Thank you!"
Person #2: "Now don't ask me again, you Drunk Oliver fuck."

Drunk Oliver by AlexG June 10, 2012

drunk catsup 

a shot:

3 parts shitty vodka, 1 part store brand hot sauce

to be taken with an old friend, you must have at least 7 of these each, otherwise it's called, "two bloody vagina-saucers"

Me and my old friend from high school blacked out during a drunk catsup session last night; I don't remember a thing, we'll have to catch up again some other time.

drunk catsup by derpaderpalurkalurkaherca December 5, 2012

Drunk Ambiguity

That moment after you drink where you act stupider and say stupider things, and although you consciously know you're doing it because you're drunk, you do it anyways.

"Why'd he say that? He only had 2 drinks."
"Because he was in a stage of drunk ambiguity."

Drunk Ambiguity by Suburban White Boy September 14, 2013

drunk projector 

When one gets drunk then proceeds to walk over to some little shit and beat the shit out of him then once done with the beating, finish by projectile vommiting all over the victim.
Bonus Points:
+5 - get all vomit on face
+10 - victim chokes and/or gags on vomit
+100 (Canadians only) - victim is deposited, after choking on vommit, into a large cold snow bank

I got so smashed last night and Zack thought he was the bomb so I drunk projected the little shit into a snow bank, eh?
Dude I got it all on camera!
I totally used the drunk projector all over zack!

drunk projector by FuckingHammerTime January 10, 2014

drunk journal 

(noun) A drunk journal is the product of "Wasted Wednesday." This device originated when a girl named Sarah and a boy named Phillip in a Midwestern town began writing thoughts, ideas, drawings and whatever they please into a private journal while under the influence of a certain amount of alcohol. The purpose of a drunk journal is to find joy and answers the following day as you attempt to read it aloud. This immediately results in laughter and memories, which otherwise would have been wasted.

Did you read the drunk journal yet?

drunk journal by boobylips January 28, 2014