the point of intoxication where, instead of pointing, gently flipping a light switch, etc. You slap the shit out of everything then come up with a nick name for the thing you just slapped.
Justin was slap drunk last night, you could tell by the way he was hitting his lighter and calling it Earl.
by almostlegalwanker February 16, 2014
by Elton848798 March 3, 2012