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Douchebag style

Someone who pretends to be above bullshit but is in fact the biggest shit stirrer with no loyalty.

Devoid of a backbone, this creature is famed for sniffing round social climbers because they can only feel comfortable around other scrotebags who have no moral fibre and are obsessed with image.

Often popular in politics the douchebag has very few, if any friends but often many transient relationships before the real colours become apparent.
Did you hear about that snake who knew that somebody was being framed for rape and did nothing to defend his mate, but lie and pretend he was being impartial. What a Douchebag style move.
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douchebag lockbox

When you rent a hotel room, lock yourself in, turn off all the lights, cover all the doors and windows, stick a wet towel over the smoke detector and one under the door and proceed to hotbox the whole room with vape
Yo, orgy in the douchebag lockbox this Saturday?
by Ms.Griffin May 27, 2019
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Narcissist ass douchebag

"Dude, David is such a fucking Narcissist ass douchebag !!"
by bitchyghost September 30, 2018
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Douchebag

Guy:man that person is such douchebag
Guy 2:yeah he's an asshole anyway
by Coolepicgaming August 4, 2021
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The Ultimate Douchebag

Someone who says stupid shit online and then proceeds to beg for money as if they didn’t just piss off a bunch of people
She said she hates men and then she plugged her OnlyFans. She is The Ultimate Douchebag
by DR@90N May 28, 2020
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Douchebag

Usually a lame, beta male that has no chick, and no chance at getting one. He may be on the friend list of several, mainly because he has no A game, and doesn't know how to score pussy.
Women avoid you if you are a douchebag.
by acguy2 July 28, 2016
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Douchebag

Describes what is left of a person after the best part of them dripped down the crack of their mama’s ass.
You are a complete and utter douchebag. The best part of you dripped down the crack of your mama’s ass.
by El Barbón March 15, 2023
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