Dager The Wager

Noun - Dager is the peasant of the peasants. He has suicidal thoughts constantly, and thus is a drama queen. He makes a big deal of the little things and is constantly rejected. He bothers everyone but hates to be bothered.

"Dager The Wager, dont do it" His friends say.

"I have to, yesterday the little kids rejected me"
Dager tries to kill himself but doesn't succeed due to his stupidness.

by yet nuts January 26, 2018

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crib digger

Term used to describe a female who's only with a guy so she can get pregnant. Fucking off afterwards seems to be the norm.

My brother's girlfriend is the biggest crib digger.

by Well Hi There December 9, 2005

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The Dangerzone

The place or mental state where the most fun and craziness happens. The mental state that one enters when they are really really hammered/drunk. Being absolutely blitzed. Having great fun, but on the brink of destruction. To the point of intoxication where bad things will happen if anymore alcohol is consumed.

The place that you strive to go when you rage.

Inspired by the theme song from the classic movie top gun.

Friend A: Dude are you really planning on having 20 standard drinks tonight?

Friend B: Bro, I don't know, but it is definitely possible. I am going to the dangerzone tonight!

Friend C: (Drunkenly pumps his fist and sings loudly) "Highway to the Dangerzone!"

by fjireiog588466 March 16, 2011

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