Crotch of the Driveway

A very special, dark place where 2 worlds converge... Concrete Driveway and crawl space drainage. Jock strap optional.

H likes to pressure wash the crotch of the driveway. Gotta keep the nether regions clean.

by Farmdog1996 December 24, 2018

Crotch sneeze

When a man has a orgasm and he always ends up whit a pile of cum.

Man i i hate cum and i just want to climax and i usualy end up whit a crotch sneeze

by Howitzerz666 June 28, 2018

Crotch cake

When you drop your pancake on your crotch.

Damn! Dropped my pancake on my crotch, looks like I got a crotch cake.

by Hudson Beltboy July 11, 2018

Crotch Snapper

When you have sexual intercourse with another so hard your crotch splits in half.

Man, my boyfriend is such a crotch snapper.

by itsmehoe May 28, 2018

Crotch Candy

Calcified toilet paper bits clumped together in the crotch

Had a nasty bit of Crotch Candy going on...

by Bespen May 28, 2018

Crotch Wrinkle

Noun. When the moose knuckle has a camel toe, or the roll of material between the gargantuan labia and a hoes thigh.

Adjective. Used to describe an oblivious and obvious moron.

“Did you see the crotch winkle on that fat bitch? I could spit fuck that all day long!”

“Bruh, you’re about as subtle as a crotch wrinkle!”

by rvrgrl March 21, 2019

Vomit Crotch

What your crotch smells like after receiving oral from a drunk hooker who couldn't hold it down.

I picked up a drunk hooker, but she threw up while giving me head. Now I have vomit crotch.

by Omgwtfbbq2008 March 7, 2019