Choke & spit my salad

This is basically a reaction to reading something very funny whilst in the act of manually pleasuring oneself. This can ultimately lead to a person only being able to achieve orgasm whilst laughing.

I saw a funny picture whilst flicking through Playboy and it caused me to choke & spit my salad.

by Gripper January 5, 2006

choke a smirf

When you masturbate while having blue balls to try to take away the pain.

Dude, last night she totally gave me blue balls so I went home and tried to choke a smirf

by Cody Currin August 5, 2008

Cokeboner

An erection achieved after snorting alot of Cocaine.

Dude, that eightball of cocaine totally gave me a massive cokeboner. I swear to god boyscouts could sleep under the tent iam pitching!

by S.H.A.G.G.Y December 11, 2009

Coke Wave

Commonly a blunt, sprinkled with coke, for an extra high.

"How was that high?"
"Dude it was coke wave, you KNOW how it was"

by ColeWorld. September 20, 2011

former choker

someone who once was a choker but overcame that to win a big game(usually a championship) also it can B a team that went decades without a championship, also called silencer of critics that is a former choker.

Peyton Manning, Chris Leak, The Boston Red Sox(2004), The Chicago White Sox(2005), and John Elway were all chokers but won the big game and are now former chokers

by King-David Granderson February 7, 2007

Curry Coke

A new fad amongst the Indian population, it's when you cut coke with a little bit of curry to give it an extra kick and an orange tint resembling the color of tiger blood.

Seegs: Why does parth have orange on his face?
Grogan: Oh, he's been banging 7 gram rocks of curry coke.

I just saw someone selling illusive curry coke cut with tiger blood.

by owl manning April 4, 2011

chinese chicken choker

when one uses chopsticks to jack off

“his dick was so small he was a chinese chicken choker”

“bryce is a chinese chicken choker”

by gettingfriskey June 17, 2018