Coon

Short for racoon or Maine coon cat.

Hey look at that fat coon!

by Fuckmikepence May 5, 2019

Coon

Preston

Up the Coons

by Tatsurai December 13, 2021

coon

a disgusting creature who eats watermelon

"get out of my trashcan you filthy coon"

by mjhnbgff June 23, 2022

Coon

Someone who bullshits or acts like an asshole also can be someone who acts like a bitch and can also be someone who backstabs you.

Dude why’d you tell Stella I don’t like her even though I told you yesterday that I clearly like her, your such a coon

by Coon spoon December 26, 2017

Coon

a kid that is making more money than you

SOMEONE: YOU ARE A COON
ME: I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU

by Lejiboy March 2, 2022

Coon

A well disguised disaster. My neighbors dying dreams, living them.

That coon lost his tail.

But he has a new tale.

by Joefoglionono October 25, 2023

Coon

Something people say is a commonly used racial slur but is only ever used in KKK documentarys

Example:

Jared:hey look that guy is black

KKK man: dirty coon....

KKK man gets beaten up for this and Jared uses his white hat as toilet paper.

You are a coon

by I wrote coon but I'm white lma September 30, 2020