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Controller

A device used to play video games, or a person in control of a machine, aka a train
Daniel: I ONLY DIED BECAUSE MY DAMN CONTROLLER BROKE!
Jack: You died because you suck.
Daniel: FUCK YOU.
Controller by alee2006 June 26, 2018

GameCube Controller 

a controller that people drop 3k on to beat up mario.
guy: I dropped 3k on this GameCube Controller
homeless guy: But why?

controversial

1. Tending to provoke or cause controversy by its nature.

2. A cliche the media use to add intrigue or entertainment value to a cultural manifestation or event that is singularly lacking in zest or inherent fascination.

3. Proceeding from 2., sometimes a semiotic code word used by the media to indicate osentible deviance, such as being homosexual or homosexuality, implying (perhaps unwittingly) that the event or person(s) at hand have a lurid background by definition.
1. "It seems that abortion is controversial no matter what a person says about it."

2. "Today we're going to interview Dr. Judah Wellness, whose new book THINK YOURSELF THINNER has become quite controversial."

3. "The TV color commentators keep calling that figure-skater controversial, but where's the controversy? He himself is quite open about being gay and doesn't seem to have a problem with it. I mean, everyone he knows, knows that he's gay."

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"I agree, the use of "controversial" just seems a way to add spice; especially since coming out of the closet hasn't hurt him or his career. What is so sad is that so often, the media people are usually very au courant and sophisticated, and know darn well when they are using that tag in a hypocritical way."
controversial by al-in-chgo February 21, 2010

controlling 

The dictating of actions, usually demonstrated by the weak-minded party in an unsuccessful relationship.
"She is my girlfriend, not your's, and don't even try the 'I'm controlling her' crap, because I'm not. Here's the deal: You don't send her flowers, you don't talk bad about me to her, you don't try to arrange outgoings with her."
controlling by Prince Harming February 24, 2008

underrated controller player 

autistic 12 year old fortnite players who have probably never talked to a girl and leave comments under youtube videos saying they are underrated. probably has more hours in creative mode than has hours going outside
names a more underrated controller player than me. i’ll wait 😤

Cuntrolling

When a female that has authority over you is a total bitch, and is controlling.
Mom: Hey, go buy me some tampons.
Son: No, I have a football game.
Mom: Do it, I made you. Do what I say.
Son: Okay.
Friend: Why didn't you make the game? You're mom is such a cuntrolling bitch.
Cuntrolling by ShoKill April 15, 2009