To settle a bet or an arguement, two people will eat alot of taco stand mexican food and as much laxatives as medically advisable. Then the two contestants squat over a prized possession i.e. high school diploma, family bible, new born puppy... the first one to void their bowels loses.
Either contestant can, however, conceed the contest prior to the Niagara like release in order to use the toilet like an adult. The penalty for this is to wait outside the bathroom for the winner to use it first, then proceed into the bathroom (fumes potent) and then video tape themself hastily drop trou, then the full release. They must mail this video, with no explaination, to their mother. When she calls to ask "whats wrong with you?" the loser must say "oh no, I sent it to the wrong address...i gotta go" then they are free from the bet.
Either contestant can, however, conceed the contest prior to the Niagara like release in order to use the toilet like an adult. The penalty for this is to wait outside the bathroom for the winner to use it first, then proceed into the bathroom (fumes potent) and then video tape themself hastily drop trou, then the full release. They must mail this video, with no explaination, to their mother. When she calls to ask "whats wrong with you?" the loser must say "oh no, I sent it to the wrong address...i gotta go" then they are free from the bet.
by Johnny Crappleseed February 4, 2009
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Dude 1: "Fuck man, I got stuck with that guy again."
Dude 2: "Who him? Yeah, total tool man. He usually nods off and goes into Tom Cruise Control."
Dude 2: "Who him? Yeah, total tool man. He usually nods off and goes into Tom Cruise Control."
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when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.
after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.
by zimdaddy August 16, 2003
Get the ass contractions mug.abbreviation for Contemporary Issues, a class taken by cool Choate Rosemary Hall students in which they learn about current political issues both national and worldwide. Most 3rd formers take this class, but only the luckiest of contemp ish students have Mr. Mills as a teacher.
Kelly: Yo, wanna go to lunch with me?
Peter: Can't, I'm gonna be late for contemp ish!
Chris: Kelly, aren't you in our class...?
Kelly: Oh yeah. Let's go.
Peter: Can't, I'm gonna be late for contemp ish!
Chris: Kelly, aren't you in our class...?
Kelly: Oh yeah. Let's go.
by laxkksj October 17, 2006
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1. an effort that is inconvenient
2. a factor causing trouble in achieving a positive result or tending to produce a negative result
3. a condition or state of affairs almost beyond one's ability to deal with and requiring great effort to bear or overcome
syn - difficulty
1. the fact or condition of being contrained.
2. Often, contrainments.
3. a trouble or struggle.
4. a cause of trouble, struggle, or embarrassment.
5. a disagreement or dispute.
6. reluctance; unwillingness.
7. a demur; objection.
8. something that is hard to do, understand, or surmount; an impediment or obstacle.
1. an effort that is inconvenient
2. a factor causing trouble in achieving a positive result or tending to produce a negative result
3. a condition or state of affairs almost beyond one's ability to deal with and requiring great effort to bear or overcome
syn - difficulty
1. the fact or condition of being contrained.
2. Often, contrainments.
3. a trouble or struggle.
4. a cause of trouble, struggle, or embarrassment.
5. a disagreement or dispute.
6. reluctance; unwillingness.
7. a demur; objection.
8. something that is hard to do, understand, or surmount; an impediment or obstacle.
That silly lady at the DMV was giving me some contrainments about my expired tags!
My mexican pal is trying to act white but all he does is cause us a bunch of contrainment when dealing with his ridiculous antics.
Every time I go into the salesman's office he gives me a buncha contrainment about how smart he is.
My mexican pal is trying to act white but all he does is cause us a bunch of contrainment when dealing with his ridiculous antics.
Every time I go into the salesman's office he gives me a buncha contrainment about how smart he is.
by David - TeamPSI May 11, 2007
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Adjective.
1.Something that is contradicting and conflicting at the same time.
2. To be inconsistent with; in disagreement.
Adjective.
1.Something that is contradicting and conflicting at the same time.
2. To be inconsistent with; in disagreement.
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Omg, this weirdo that I have never met in my life invited me on Facebook. He has 700 friends, total contact whore.
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