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Company Dumpty

To take a shit while at work, or on "company" time.

Derived from the more commonly known phrase "humpty dumpty".
Hey where have you been? You're late for our 10 o'clock meeting.

Sorry man, I ate a massive curry last night so I just had to take a Company Dumpty.
by T Yo February 23, 2009
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Compound Wurd

(Derivative of "wurd" or "word") an interjection used to signify fundamental agreement with a statement that somehow touches you deep down in your person. "Compound" serves to give the saying extra weight, showing that the speaker has really thought out or feels the subject in question is inherent to their belief system.
1. Gandhi: An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
Muhammed Ali Jinnah: Compound wurd.

2. Ben Kenobi: "Luke, the force will be with you, always."
Luke: "Compound wurd, Ben."

3. Tyler: (Explaining the Fiona Apple video he just watched) That's a beautiful video! Shit. I love how she allows her forced seriousness to break a lot, and cracks a stifled smile. I feel like regina spektor might actually take some influence from her facial expression, some of it was really similar. But yeah, that song is really good. I remember you and Karen singing that one.. I love the chorus shift. And her controlled wobbly voice is really interesting...

Christof: Compound Wurd.

(In this example, it is apparent that Christof is emotionally wrenched by Fiona's artistry.)
by Bowtyler December 12, 2009
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Computer Tower

A larger computer case that is used for holding a motherboard and all it's offspring (VGA, CPU, etc...). Needed to build a higher performance system or PC with huge parts.
"That's a nice computer tower, bro."

"Yeah, I bought it from Newegg."
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Computer Rabbit

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Compulsive trolling

The inability to go on the internet without trolling.
Although receiving therapy, my compulsive trolling has worsened to the extent where I'm compelled to troll in real life.
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Complete Asshole Disorder

A term which refers to a habit of being a complete asshole
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