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Chomoment

An event that is all about the attention whore even though it's obviously not about the attention whore. An awkwardly embarrassing publicity event, often with pizza or donuts, where no one eats the donuts and the pizza goes cold and rubbery waiting for a taker. A regularly scheduled event at Chaparral High School.
Only a Chaparral High School Principal with self grandeur issues could find a way to turn the RedForEd Walkin in to her Chomoment.
by Ross@SUSD May 28, 2018
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comment hustling

Reading the comments of someone’s posts on Social Media. Stalking someone’s Post. Being Nosey reading the comments. Gaining entertainment or humor from a post as if you were watching a movie. Some will steal other people’s humor through Comment Hustling.
I was just Comment Hustling.
Not here to Post, I was just Comment Hustling.
by The older Twin May 9, 2018
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Comment-cloning

Used to refer to a common bug in various comment systems in which a single comment is submitted, only to be followed by one or more copies of the same comment.
That wasn't me, It's just YouTube comment-cloning again.
by Repaerrepeej May 10, 2018
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Commercialographer

Someone who creates a commercial.
I need to hire a Commercialographer to make a commercial
by Insane Human May 12, 2018
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commercials-interlude scramble

Refers to the suddenly-occurring interval of frenzied activity that you engage in while partaking of a favorite radio/TV show, and the program cuts to a commercials-break for a minute or two; there will be nothing of interest being broadcast --- and therefore you do not need to be glued to the speaker or tube --- during this period, and so you frantically rush around the room to attend to assorted matters that you'd been "holding" or "delaying" while your riveting program was on, such as going pee, checking/adjusting the washing-machine, grabbing a pillow/blanket, getting more snacks from the fridge, etc.
While binge-watching episodes of Knight Rider on DVD, I realized that I'd forgotten to have my daily apple. Now of course, unlike a regular radio/TV broadcast, pre-recorded home-media like this can simply be paused anytime you please without missing anything, but I wanted to experience this delightful "blast from the past" material in just the same way that I'd remembered it from having seen it years ago on NBC, and so I waited till the beginning of the next episode for the classic "Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist" introduction-speech to begin, then did my usual "commercials-interlude scramble" to retrieve a nice big Red Delicious and a paring knife, and then race back to the couch again before the episode-title was displayed.
by QuacksO February 27, 2019
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commercracy

control of the activity of buying and selling

Commerce is defined as "the activity of buying and selling, especially on a large scale" (Oxford Dictionary).

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Commerce

-cracy is the "word-forming element forming nouns meaning "rule or government by," from French -cratie or directly from Medieval Latin -cratia, from Greek -kratia "power, might; rule, sway; power over; a power, authority," from kratos "strength," from PIE *kre-tes- "power, strength," (Online Etymology Dictionary)
Commercracy is not new but is not known well in common usage.
by Greg Blandford March 19, 2019
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Commeme-icating

Communicating with a friend or acquaintance solely by form of memes
Rachael: “Have you talked to Robert lately?”
Sarah: “Not any serious conversations. We have been commeme-icating daily though!”
by CaptainCutie July 13, 2019
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