cockference call

n. The act of conducting business on the phone while a co-worker sucks your cock.

Monica's hair was stuck to her burning eyelid after her boss's afternoon cockference call.

by jeffapotamus October 26, 2009

Cockonoscopy

Complete anal penetration

My boyfriend gave me a cockonoscopy last night and now I can't poo.

by sexperts February 1, 2010

Cock the Cake

To ruin a good thing. Philadelphia-area slang. Etymology: allegedly originated at a party where a drunk attendee actually stuck his penis into the birthday cake, preventing everyone else from wanting to eat it.

Mary: Honey, my mother is coming to visit this weekend, so you're going to have to cancel your camping trip.

Bob: Well that really cocks the cake!

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"Dude, don't tell your girlfriend you've been cheating on her. You've got a good thing going, and you're just going to cock the cake!"

by Bendy5 April 3, 2010

Cockhopper

Person that goes from one guy/girl to another in a short amount of time. Does NOT necessarily mean going out with them; Girl or Boy that is all over someone after someone after someone for attention.

That girl has been around the block in only one month, shes a cockhopper.

by aliriano23 June 25, 2010

Cocaine College

A school where kids do more coke then school work. Find your nearest coke dealer at the local college football practice. Coke is at every party in every bathroom but cut with more baby laxative then actual Amphetamine. One known cocaine college is The University of Alabama. Google Jimmy Johns story on ESPN.

Wow they do more coke then school work at that Cocaine College.

by The Dealer Jimmy Johns December 12, 2010

cock-coaxing

the complete opposite to cock-blocking, usually helped by a wing man by introducing you to a girl your too nervous to talk to.

the other day my friend was cock-coaxing me when i was too sackless to talk to that hoe

by rhythm12345 November 1, 2010

Coconut Explosion

- noun
The act of expectorating recently ejaculated semen into the face of the jizzum donor. The expectorate must be expelled in such a manner so as to be well distributed over the recipient's visage, so as to simulate or suggest the shrapnel damage that so often accompanies concussive chemical experiences. Note that a primary blast area or concentration of impact is not uncommon.

After examining the splatter pattern on Chief's face and the manner in which it had stubbornly adhered to his facial hair, Penny suspected M.A.D. involvement, the coconut explosion being one of their trademark forms of sabotage.

by Dr. Monster March 8, 2011