jerk & clean

jerk & clean is what a guy does every morning when he has morning wood.

This morning, instead of a jacking off my boner in the cadet showers, I decided to just jerk & clean in my Wonder-bed!

by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021

clamato

the sex act in which you make a girl squirt when shes on her period.

i was going in deep and then BAM! it hit me. all over my face. CLAMATO!

by b2m2c2nyc2 April 20, 2011

clean shave

A freshly shaven face. The ultimate clean shave is achieved when the face remains perfectly smooth, with no bump, pimples, or cuts after shaving. Usually required in workplaces and for most practical jobs.

"Did you see Joe yet this morning? He has a perfect clean shave, jeez."

by SloppyToppy November 16, 2015

glass cleaner

a synthetic drug close to bathsalts but less dangerous. makes the user wayyy horny.

lets snort some glass cleaner tonight... i feel like making some bad decisions!

by jaxxappl July 11, 2012

clean up man

The last man to have sex with a woman after a gang-bang / orgy.

Someone who eats out a woman right after someone else has fucked her.

After we were finished with her, G went in as the clean up man!

by Tizzy October 31, 2005

Clean Sanchez

Dirty Sanchez's lesser known brother.

Have you heard of a Clean Sanchez? No...thought so. I told you he was not well known.

by Anal Czar September 9, 2010

clean sheets

When you leave your friends to go have dirty sex with some guy I don't even know.

I have clean sheets and need to get some sex on them, I'll see you later.

by slut tits May 26, 2004