Christiana

Christiana is the best person you will ever meet. There are only a few people that can legitimately make you excited for the day ahead, and she is one of them. Her prescence literally lights up a room. She is also a very attractive and talented girl, always likes good jokes as much as she loves telling them. I have never met such an encouraging girl that has made me realize my self- worth. If you ever meet Christiana hold on to her for life. Because I sure am.

Christiana is awesome

by DEFINITELY_NOTEssay November 22, 2021

Jonah Christian

Complete Fucking God, Drinks some brews with the lads, smokes it up and gets that mother fucking bread. Also he gets so much pussy its unbelievable.

God Dammit Jonah Christian Shot gunned that brew fast. We should suck his dick

by Mr.Playstation October 23, 2018

Fredericksburg Christian School

Fredericksburg Christian School is a high school in Fredericksburg Virginia with an overhyped football team and a lot of fake highschool girls. It is also known as fcs.

Bob: where does your kid go to school
Linda: Fredericksburg Christian School

Bob: bitch what the fuck is that

Linda: according to my son it’s hell

by Linda Dickface June 1, 2019

Plymouth christian academy

A literal homophobia breeding ground. Plymouth christian academy is hell on earth. It makes you want to stab yourself to death everyday. Basically all that they teach you is that you dont do every single little thing for Jesus youre a worthless sinner youre going to hell.

Person 1: Why did you attempt suicide?
Person 2: Because I go to plymouth christian academy
Person 2: Makes sense

by Gerardwayspoop October 14, 2021

Judeo-Christian values

An oxymoron. This is a term uneducated (and people who typically don't want to learn) use to try to clump Judaism and Christianity together, despite them being nothing alike. It is a nonsense phrase.

Bob: "I want to raise my children with Judeo-Christian values"
Janet: "Judaism and Christianity are nothing alike, there's no such thing as 'Judeo-Christian values'"
Bob: "You're wrong!"
Bob: *storms off angry like a child*

by skulk-collective February 28, 2023

playing it christian

The time or period in between one masturbating or touching one's self.

I was playing it christian for one week and the let it go and boom it was like a flash flood supersoaker, that shit sprayed everywere.

by vaginafaceBUTHOLEBULLOCKNIGERP October 17, 2009

Christian

A name mostly for guys, that is super rare for girls- but still exist for those very few.

Girls named Christian usually have no religious affiliations at all, but are cool, laid-back people that are easy to interact with and befriend. They are good girls but have a hidden inner-bad girl that usually only surfaces in the following situations:

-while partying
-while kissing
-drinking?
-while angry

This kind of girl appeals to a certain kind of guy. She's cute, but not HOT. She's charming, but not too sexy either.

Girls named Christian are pretty awesome- but it's always gonna be weird calling this kind of girl Chris.

Hey, have you met that girl, Christian. She seemed like such a good girl! Who KNEW she could move like THAT!?

by withoutnameathemoment March 9, 2009