Rusty Charmander

When some dude is getting all hot and sweaty with some girl on a cold evening, then she totally doesn't want his cold meat package in her puss. So she takes out a lighter and holds it up to her bumhole then backs that thing up next to his junk. Then she lets out a huge shart, allowing the steamy flamed up shards of poopoo warm up his cock for ultimate warm pleasure on the cold sexy night.

It was cold the other night because my heater broke, so my girl gave me a rusty charmander to warm me up

by cockmaster93 December 20, 2010

Carmel apple

A female's big booty shaped like a apple, known as a "applebottom", that is the shade of carmel. Mostly common with big bootied light-skinned black or latino girls

"Vida Guerra has a thick carmel apple mmmmmmm!"

by Antonio Daniels July 5, 2008

Lucky Charms

The Testicles also known as: Testis, Balls, Nuts, Family Jewels

She licked me Lucky Charms!

by i.like.chipotle.and.im.a.fatty November 20, 2009

carmel valley

The place where all the valley kooks live. All of the Douch bag jocks go surfing in del mar and trash the beach. And the home of the sophmores that say the word "FUCK" all the time.

sophmore1: yo man Lets go to the fucking highlands in carmel valley
sophmore2: no fucking way man, there are to many fucking fuck freshman there
sophmore1: Fine, then I'll go to my fuck home and watch fucking porn with my fuck girlfriend

by none of you buis April 10, 2008

Brayden Charmon-Johnston

a penis sucking parasite that enjoys the idea of climbing up a mans urethra and then expanding its very sharp spines into its prey causing excruciating pain where it will then start to lick the inside of said preys penis until eventual removal of the parasite

"OMFG IVE GOT A BRAYDEN CHARMON-JOHNSTON!!!!!!! WAT DO I DO!!??!?!?"

"um... ive got a knife?"

"YEAH THATLL WORK!!!"

by ROFLSHARK:) November 2, 2009

Carmie

Carmie is the ship name for Carmen and Jamie.

Carmie is actually real.

by Jammie_Dodger05 March 15, 2019

Carmen Electra

The most incredibly hot chik who has ever existed. She's a bitch for marrying that Dave Na-fucking-varro faggot, but i'd eat my dick to get a chance do her.

A Carmen Electra in your hand is better than two Pam Andersons on your bush.

by Deejai August 7, 2004