carrot

My friend once died in a car crash because he had too many carrots shoved up his ass. Carrots are murderers; if you eat or buy carrots you are gratifying a murderer.

Oh, what is that I hear? Is that THE CRUNCH OF A CARROT??
SPIT THAT OUT NOW YOU PSYCHOPATH!

....what the f-

I WILL AVENGE MY FALLEN FRIEND

by (homo)sapien December 13, 2022

Carrot

Now pull back briefly from the dripping streets of Ankh-Morpork pan across the
morning mists of the Disc, and focus in again on a young man heading for the
city with all the openness, sincerity and innocence of purpose of an iceberg
drifting into a major shipping lane.
The young man is called Carrot. This is not because of his hair, which his
father has always clipped short for reasons of Hygiene. It is because of his shape.
It is the kind of tapering shape a boy gets through clean living, healthy
eating, and good mountain air in huge lungfuls. When he flexes his shoulder
muscles, other muscles have to move out of the way first.

Carrots are good for your health

by icing_on_the_cake December 30, 2022

carrotin

Shoving a carrot up your ass or pussy.

It’s been a really long time since I’ve been laid, so I stuck a carrot up my ass. You can’t beat carrotin.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

carrot

a long stick that is orange. it grows under the ground and is very yummy.

your mom shoved a carrot up her ######

by farquad69er April 5, 2023

Carrot

An offensive slur for owners of Quotev accounts with messy, cringey profiles.

“OMG, a Carrot just followed me.”

by luviqs April 29, 2023

Carrot Snapper

The way a man's boner gets twisted until it snaps, or fucking breaks idk

His girlfriend did the carrot Snapper, I don't get paid.

by colatheproto May 2, 2023

carrotsmoke

Carrotsmoke; A balance between life and death. A suicide of need to help others.

This is carrotsmoke.

by Myfer August 20, 2023