Canadian Wedding

To monkey fuck someone else’s cigarette with out removing the cigarette from either person’s mouth.

Hey man, I don’t know where the lighter is, can I get a Canadian Wedding over here.

by Ret669 August 24, 2019

Canadian Pussy

a freshly shaven, smooth cooch

Damn, Le'4che had that cold cut clam, that Canadian Pussy last night

by AstrayBoio June 29, 2021

Canadian Sex Act

A long form, improvised joke — rarely told on stage — like The Aristocrats, but it involves Mike Myers, Wayne Gretzky and the corpse of Alan Thicke. The punchline is always… “So the Mountie turns to the Prime Minister’s wife and says, ‘now that’s what I call a Canadian Sex Act.’”

The classic Canadian Sex Act is rarely performed in public. It’s usually done amongst a bunch of comedians late at night, after hours when some speculates about the cleanliness of the Prime Minister’s wife’s beaver.

by MrVulgarity October 13, 2022

Canadian Curd Bucket

1. A scatological sex act. The giver defecates onto (solid) or into (liquid) his or her lovers nose. Rumored to be a favorite among the many sexual deviants that inhabit the great white north

2. A practical joke. A person who is passed out or deep in sleep is given a Canadian Curd Bucket by rubbing fecal matter into their nostrils. This results in an ever-present and overwhelming odor perceptible only to the recipient. If done properly the recipient will be only be able to smell and taste feces for days.

Chad: He Steve what did you do while you were in Edmonton?
Steve: I watched a Vietnamese whore give a guy a Canadian Curd Bucket at a peep show. It was the best!

Chris: Everywhere I go today stinks like shit!
Will: Oh, I forgot to tell you, I gave you a Canadian Curd Bucket while you were passed out.

by Patient zero December 9, 2008

Canadian Accent

there was once EH, the great god of canada.
EH demanded that the people of canada pick up
all the goose droppings in the land.

When they refused, EH cursed them to say his
name at the end of every sentence.
And thus the canadian accent was born.

please the gods, or you'll wind up with a canadian accent!

by JudgeDredd-locks February 10, 2010

Cardigans

A debatably one-hit wonder band most popularly known for their song "Lovefool."

A common response to asking about this band:

"Man, do you know the Cardigans?"
"What's that?"

by jonoitaliano December 6, 2006

canadian bacon

Pen name of a somewhat well known "writer" of professional wrestling online. Canadian Bacon likens himself an "insider", even though it's fairly obvious he doesn't know what he's talking about. It is not known if Bacon is really as stupid as he seems, or just pretending to pull over a gag. Bacon is also obsessed with his home province of Saskatchewan, sticking his fingers in things, and talking about his testicles. He is generally despised.

"Canadian Bacon is either the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever read, or he's a comic genius."

by TitoPuente September 26, 2005