When your bung legged mistress steals your car because she needs too slowly walk into coles and purchase fem fresh too get rid of rotting cabbage pussy odour
Then sets your car on fire
Then sets your car on fire
by D Barrymore July 28, 2021

by 🅱️aron June 18, 2018

So legendary that Puff Daddy only mildly compares
by 615muzic March 31, 2020

To call someone a cabagge means thet they are some what not all there (a spanner and a large hammer short of a tool box)
by mr man i am a man November 5, 2010

by supamang October 17, 2010

C.A.B.B.A.G.E or cabbage is an acronym used for the phrase "Crisis Aversion Before Being Absolutely Gay for Eachother", usually used for "cool"
That was so cabbage!
by onyxbl February 7, 2022

The action of stacking: nude men, on top eachother face up, with their wee-wee's sticking up the others anus. This act is preformed on thursdays at 13 AM, outside a hooters that was recently closed due to the manager's wife suing him for his lunch money, and commiting arson in 45 different Costcos, all within the same day and hour.
by Ryan the coole June 1, 2025
