A Ghetto Condom

a small or big sock, which ever you prefer

joe didnt have a condom so he used a sock as a ghetto condom

by gudghuge January 9, 2008

Jawaandom Condom

A really nice guy who's only fault is his name being Jawaan. "good grief"

Jawaan protected all the men of the world by forcing himself to date Christiana. He single-handedly kept her unavailable for 4 miserable days

by Jawaan July 2, 2004

Bronze condom

when you give some one anal and they didnt shit before, so the guy gets shit on his dick.

that bitch didnt shit so now i gotta bronze condom

by ohhow yyuodoinn' November 29, 2009

american condom

When a fat guy forgets the condom, and uses his fat as a condom.

Marsha! Frank didn't have a condom so he used the American condom!

by Rippin lip packin dip June 11, 2017

popped condom

A kid that the parents did not want.

Billy your a popped condom.

Your parents should have had anal sex

by Mr. Blazin September 26, 2017

Flood Condom

The pre ejaculation that occurs when you "flood" the condom with cum and your sperm are pissed that they cant reach the vagina walls

Damn, my flood condom kept me from nailing her vag dam!

by Ryon Smilson February 24, 2011

keyboard condom

Any of a number of possible repellers or absorbers (i.e., a sheet of plastic wrap, towel, T-shirt, underwear, magazine, etc.) that is placed on a laptop keyboard to protect it from ejaculate when one is having video sex with an online partner.

I was videosexing with my girlfriend on Gchat, so I snatched my boxers for a keyboard condom over so it wouldn't short out after I screencreamed.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010