Clam Scrambler

The unwashed hands of a female who has recently "rubbed one out" A.K.A. masturbated.

No matter how clean the bathroom is you never know whose nasty unwashed clam scrambler just touched the door knob.

by Stankle Toof May 2, 2019

bush clam

A particularly fishy smelling and hairy vagina

Last night Cathy presented me her bush clam,I proudly took one for the team.

by Bmn1965 May 20, 2019

Clam dangler

A succulent pair of fleshy flaps extending downward from a woman's vaginal area.

Man, did you see those clam danglers on that pole dancer? I wanted to get those swinging and flapping, doggy style.

by MaxMillllion August 27, 2019

slanted-clam

Love clam

Hey would you like to come to my local slanted-clam and eat clam chowder.

by flowersinwinter14 May 24, 2018

clam clutch

1. (slang, derogatory) a gathering with many more women than men

2. the female equivalent to a sausage party

Surprisingly, it was quite a clam clutch at the gay bar.

by Koi_Boi May 26, 2018

Foreskin Clams

A foreskin clam is the process of smegma in the foreskin becoming hardened over time, eventually resulting in a calculus bridge - like substance in the foreskin. When peeled back, the victim of the foreskin clam will pull the clam out to reveal a ring like buildup that is somewhat shaped like a clam

Foreskin clams are solid buildup is said to be more excruciating than a kidney stone

by Ultramann85 June 21, 2020

Clam Stamp

When a Woman presses her damp clam on your pants and lives a clam imprint (clam stamp)

"Dude that stripper left a clam stamp on your pants"

by sirstampsalot August 7, 2020