Clam Jam.

A dose of semen that has been extracted from a vagina with a vaccuum cleaner hose after it has been left to frement for at least 24 hours.

You'd better get that out of there before it turns into clam jam.

by CYPHER9x9 May 18, 2011

Clam Jammer

Noun; Slang for a female condom.

"I wouldn't have gotten pregnant had I used a clam jammer!"

by ThomasJohn December 13, 2012

Clam Stomper

A guy who doesn't respect the needs of a woman's clam, i.e. vagina. He wonders around like a whining emo wondering if he should light himself on fire or go jack off. These problems could easily be solved if he would just be nice to the clam instead of stomping it.

"Samuel is a total clam stomper, a taco nazi, and a butt head. Claire would rather make fun with a roadie than let him near her clam anyway."

by H Dittimier April 21, 2006

Clam Digger

A young man/woman who searches for partnership with an older woman.

"I can't believe Jerry hit on your mom. He's such a clam digger."

by Gina Rabbit December 10, 2013

clam bake

a lously musical performance full of sour or mispitched notes.

Dude #1: Did you hear the band concert last night?

Dude #2: Yeah- it really sucked. What a friggen clam bake.

by brass vulture February 8, 2010

clam chouder

Clam chouder rhymes with hot shower, which rhymes with white power, therefore this word is already cool. This substance can be often confused with jizz. Do not be fooled, jizz is another word for raspberry lemonade. Although, you may use clam chouder as a substitute only in an emergency when the women won't cum inside a black person.

I love clam chouder on Sundays! It's the best time to eat it because the weather is always warm and the jews are all dead.

by Jennoza July 10, 2010

clam bake

To fishbow a car in Rockport MA.

Dude, lets go to to gordons then go up the line to glouchester and clam bake my car.

by JDids0000 March 6, 2009