Battleshits

A case of diarrhea that is accompanied by severe flatulence to such a degree that the sound resembles a naval ship firing its cannons.

Tom had Taco Bell last night, he got the battleshits so bad it sounded like the Battle of Midway in there. Kept me up all night.

by Creeping Gibs January 12, 2010

battlecruiser

rhyming slang for boozer which is a pub

are you going to the battlecruiser later?

by colly November 27, 2003

Battle Piss

Best played in urinals, battle piss is similar to battle shits. Two, three, or even four contenders load up their bladders, and release their powerful streams against the back of the urinal. whoever pisses the loudest, whether a player vote, or judge vote, wins.

Me and jimmy played battle piss, but his stream was so loud, people outside the bathroom heard it.

by 123456POKEMON February 20, 2009

Ipod Battle

An iPod battle is similar in spirit to a break-dance or DJ battle, but with a lot more crowd interaction. It is a musical tournament that puts teams in competition, with the mission of seducing the crowd and making them go completely nuts by charming them with their music selection.

- What r u listening to these days?
- So much geat new stuff man!
- We sooo have to organize an Ipod Battle

by Ravasolix August 14, 2009

Roast Battle

A word war between two people using savage insults/jokes, until either they get bored or one actually gets their feelings hurt.

To win a Roast Battle, the other person must either admit defeat or that the roast finally cut too deep.

Did you see Taylor and Jackson roast battle during the boys night? Taylor totally couldn't take the heat of homie's roast and started crying!

by Woolfz June 9, 2022

Battlefield: Bad Company 3

A rumored game in the Battlefield series of FPS games that will never exist because Call of Duty is the best FPS ever. Of All Time.

But Halo's good, two.

Dude 1: Hey, you heard about Battlefield: Bad Company 3?
Dude 2: You mean that Battlefield game that will never come to reality to to EA shutting down Dice in the next few years?
Dude 1: Where did you get that from?
Dude 2: Thought of from the top my head. Dude, I hate EA.
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: Because all of the bad things from that one guy said about CoD.
Dude 1: Dude, fish have nothing to do with this. We're talking about games.
*Awkward Silence*
Dude 1: What? What?? WHAT?!
Dude 2: I MEANT CALL OF DUTY, IDIOT!!!!!
Dude 1: Wait, what? "Call of Duty"? Never heard of it.
Dude 2: You're serious?
Dude 1: Who made it and published it?
Dude 2: You mean MAKES and PUBLISHES THEM. There's more than one game, dude. And they're still going. Oh, Infinity Ward and Treyarch make them, and Activision publishes them.
Dude 2: Activision made a deal with Microsoft so map packs come out first on Xbox 360.
Dude 2: Survival Mode for Modern Warfare 3, Nazi Zombies for World at War and Black Ops, best game series ever, dude. You HAVE to play it.
Dude 1: (muffled giggles) Xbox! I play PS3.
Dude 2: Then you have no life.
Nerd: I play Halo!
Both Dudes: SHUT UP! WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT HALO!

by LukeMCFC141 January 7, 2012

battle pig

a big fat women on a motorcycle, or just a fat women in general.

Look at that battle pig on the motorcycle.

by Rodney Lamp July 6, 2006