Pseudo-bump

Seeing someone you know quite well in a public place but you cannot lock eyes or lips with, chat it up, hug, etc. due to restricted access placed upon them by another party who is not allowed to know of the relationship that exists.

Saw my hot 30-something guy friend in a business suit as he exited place where I was dining. I yelled "Hey!" and he secretly waved so his friend would not see him waving back at me. We didn't get to catch up, it was just a pseudo-bump.

Damn those pseudo-bumps.

by Sexilawgirl January 12, 2010

Dickie Bumps

Small white bumps on the shaft of the penis! Schmidt says "They're not an STD"

Dude its not herpes, its dickie bumps, just freeze 'em off

by RichUsher October 14, 2008

cat bumping

the act of two females rubbing or bumping their genitals together

my wife and your wife are always in the bathroom cat bumping

by ss-bruno October 14, 2012

Sex Bump

n. a small bump on a woman's (or occasionally male's) stomach that contains child; the result of sex; a pregnant belly

Person 1: Look at Katrina's sex bump!
Person 2: Wow, is that a baby?
Person 1: Maybehh

by satine420 March 7, 2009

booty bump

the intimate touching of double buttocks for a short moment before releasing

Jennifer: want to booty bump?
Lola: ok.

by coolgirl543 June 11, 2020

Jigga Bump bump boo

When you and your peeps do a bump n grind while snorting a huge line naked.

Watching Dana do a Jigga Bump Bump Boo was amazing till she wanted Cheetos!

by Pegleg T October 28, 2019

bump on a log

Someone that just sucks at their job and just doesn't seem to think much.

George W. Bush

Bush is just a bump on a log.

by $LAYER November 7, 2005