bump the stock

When silly bitches turn the bass up all the way on their stock speakers, in their cars, and it sounds terrible.

dude, don't be lame. buy some 20's or something, don't bump the stock

by Storzy April 25, 2008

Pseudo-bump

Seeing someone you know quite well in a public place but you cannot lock eyes or lips with, chat it up, hug, etc. due to restricted access placed upon them by another party who is not allowed to know of the relationship that exists.

Saw my hot 30-something guy friend in a business suit as he exited place where I was dining. I yelled "Hey!" and he secretly waved so his friend would not see him waving back at me. We didn't get to catch up, it was just a pseudo-bump.

Damn those pseudo-bumps.

by Sexilawgirl January 12, 2010

Tummy Bumping

When two fat people fuck each other and from the third person, looks like they're fucking

1. look those two tummy bumping.
2. Jack and dave tummy bumped last night

by Appleman2020bitch November 20, 2018

Sex Bump

n. a small bump on a woman's (or occasionally male's) stomach that contains child; the result of sex; a pregnant belly

Person 1: Look at Katrina's sex bump!
Person 2: Wow, is that a baby?
Person 1: Maybehh

by satine420 March 7, 2009

booty bump

the intimate touching of double buttocks for a short moment before releasing

Jennifer: want to booty bump?
Lola: ok.

by coolgirl543 June 11, 2020

Jigga Bump bump boo

When you and your peeps do a bump n grind while snorting a huge line naked.

Watching Dana do a Jigga Bump Bump Boo was amazing till she wanted Cheetos!

by Pegleg T October 28, 2019

bump on a log

Someone that just sucks at their job and just doesn't seem to think much.

George W. Bush

Bush is just a bump on a log.

by $LAYER November 7, 2005