Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit

When some schmuck starts rambling about moral bullshit that they believe to be the objective truth. Usually happens when they themselves have no stakes in the matter and are just an onlooker. Not an actual Buddhist 9 out of 10 times,but you never know.

Example one:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry shoved my wife down the stairs,I'm gonna slap that bastard!"
Frank: "Two wrongs don't make a right."
Todd: "Get off of your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit,you don't even know me or my family."

Example two:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry killed my wife,I'm gonna go on a revenge quest."
Some idiot who treats samurai movie stereotypes as actual moral code: "No,you mustn't go for revenge,it's objectively 100% bad according to the old man on the mountain."
Todd: "Fuck off with your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit."

Example three:

Marcus: "Yeah,that austrian painter guy who did WW2 was a real piece of shit."
Jim: "You mean Hitler?"
Marcus: "Don't say his name,you give evil power by naming it."
Jim: "Marcus,what kind of Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit are you going off about? He's been dead for years."

by Lazthedictionist October 2, 2024

Bullshit Artistry

The practice of falsehoods or lies to gain notoriety or claim expertise on a subject matter

The news anchor on CBS is practicing bullshit artistry because the president cannot do that without the support of congress.

by jondich January 8, 2021

Psychobabble Bullshit

Nonsense

Quit talking that psychobabble bullshit

by Mega nutter October 2, 2023

Bullshit Fallacy

When someone calls just calls arguments fallacies when the reasoning is actually sound.

When you called my argument a fallacy, you were actually committing the Bullshit Fallacy. Please,either make an argument or shut the fuck up.

by Mr. Walters January 23, 2025

Hypothetical bullshit

The what if kind of bullshit.

If you want to bring up something that matters, I'll be here, if you want to bring up more hypothetical bullshit, I'm an unborn ghost that nobody ever thought about before.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

Bullshit Class

A class that you don’t actually need to graduate.

“I didn’t have a full schedule so I had to take a bullshit class”

by bsullivann May 27, 2024

Bullshit

A lie.

“Hey, did you hear about what happend today?”
“No”
“Micheal Jackson was found alive!”
“Bullshit.

by kid slicc October 15, 2018