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Salty Bullshit 

When one is aggressive and defensive for no apparent reason and expresses these feelings like a small child. These feelings may be expressed through articulate yet confounding phrases that when listened to are often disorienting and slightly uncomfortable. Salty-Bullshit may be practiced against all of the following groups of individuals: loved ones, coworkers, one's boss, friends, and strangers. Salty-Bullshit is unpredictable by nature and may occur without a moment's notice. Beware.
Guy1: I really like your shirt
Guy2: Do you like my shirt because it's cooler than your shirt or because you hate everything about yourself. How does that make you feel?
Guy1: I mean, I guess it makes me feel bad.
Guy2: Yeah, you should feel bad - you’re stupid - and no one likes you.
Guy1: Damn dude, you really need to cool it with all the Salty Bullshit today.

Magictear-bullshit 

When a fictional character is crying in front of someone, and because of this reviving or cure him/her.
Magictear-bullshit usually happens in Disney flims, like the time when Rapunzel saves Flynn after he almost dies.
Magictear-bullshit by Crazyjoe05 November 23, 2017

barbie bullshit 

Barbie Bullshit: A phrase to be used when you’re with slutty girls, or in a big group of hot girls.
“Look at Sherif; he’s always on that Barbie Bullshit.”
barbie bullshit by 902Cold January 26, 2018

Reality Bullshit

How Life Really is and How It's Not What We Expect it To Be, Nor Wanted To Happen
Man: Why Is This Always Happening To Me?
Friend Of Man: It's That Reality Bullshit I Been Telling You About

create bullshit

Making up things that are not true
“I don’t create bullshit

Fucking bullshit 

math is literal fucking bullshit