Breakfast Club

A morning session usually before school starts in which a group of students all meet at the same place and just relax while smoking/vaporizing marijuana.

Me: You down for a Breakfast Club tomorrow?
Other guy: Yeah man

by A1lee09 May 26, 2009

Zombie Breakfast

A fart that smells of eggs and rotting flesh that is thick enough to chew.

Clear out, I just laid me a Zombie Breakfast!

by Uncle Squid March 13, 2010

Mexican Breakfast

A sexual act that occurs between the hours of 5:00am and 11:00am.

Ex: Receiving a blow job at 6am would be a Mexican Breakfast.

by Bayronjamin J. Fitzinnich January 10, 2009

belgum breakfast

A belgum breakfast consists of many breakfast ingredience (egg,ham,cheese) or anything u want in an omlet. pour these ingredience into your female counterparts vagina and commence intercourse. once u have ejaculated into the woman let the goop mixture pour out into a bowl,then cook and serve

Wow babe you make a great belgum breakfast

by chris radfeild June 17, 2010

School Breakfast

Rat poison in the morning. Consists of:
Ugly looking pancakes
"Cereal"
Mini waffles that are actually edible
Apple juice that looks like kid friendly beer with apple flavoring.
Milk right before its expiration date.

I'd eat McDonalds breakfast rather than school breakfast.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi November 12, 2021

Breakfast Wood

When you're morning wood delays until a little while after you wake up. Wake up soft and get hard a little while later.

"Damn bro, I thought the little guy died this morning, but it was just breakfast wood. He rose to smell the eggs."

by Epitemisis June 30, 2017

Breakfast Buffet

The mix between a "red pancake" and a "blue waffle"

Dude...I had sex with my girlfriend last night and she totally had a breakfast buffet.

by kaymizzle December 12, 2010