breaking bad birthday

Getting a handjob. Just like walt did on his birthday

What did you and the wifey do last night?

She gave me a breaking bad birthday

by Nubs2024 January 23, 2024

Breaking Bad

A comically over the top comedy show posing as drama. It's unknown which one is bigger - the number of plot holes and retcons or the number of brainless fans.

Morbius: I love Breaking Bad!

Morpheus : Ah! the show where Gus Fring's backstory is retconned, Mexico is yellow and Hank is an incompetent asshole! And the whole story until the final episode occurs within a year ? Truly one of the shows of all time. Bravo Vince!

by jolly_dinosaur_23 January 31, 2024

Breading out

When you eat too much of any type of bread. Past your limit of bread you will “Bread out” reaching a state of being light headed and nauseous for 30 minutes to an hour. Breading out is not for the faint of heart.

“Oh man my stomach hurts”

“Bro you ate too many fuckin bread sticks, you’re breading out fool”

by Somebodythatyousedtoknow November 24, 2023

Breaking Bad

2 guys cooking blue stuff

Summarize breaking bad in one sentence
2 guys cooking blue stuff

by Teiii November 29, 2023

Breasting

The act of resting your breasts

Just breasting on the table take the weight off

by Izzo 12:20 December 8, 2023

Breaking news!

Sentient chicken pot-pie doesn't like fire. Condemns Self-Immolation.

Hym "Breaking news! I'm running out of 'things that go in ovens' to call him. A Thanksgiving turkey! Living lasagna! Assorted bakery foods. Muffin (a repeat), Brownies (Which SOUNDS racist but isn't), Birthday Cake (Just seems lazy), A ziti? Baked ziti? I don't even know what that is. It's hard to think of non-bakery things. Meatloaf (another repeat). Roast beef? Do jews have baked goods? That'd be like a poptart cooking a poptart, wouldn't it? Pizza. Calzones. A baby. You can cook a baby in an oven. So, that counts... Hmmm... Pie. Obviously. Stuffed hashbrowns... I need to cook more."

by Hym Iam February 29, 2024

Blerching

The act of infecting your crankshaft by inserting a foreign object so that it inflates beyond regular size.

A: "Dude have you tried blerching?"
B: "No, should I?"
A: "Totally my hog is way bigger and now I can pee cream cheese!!"

by SigmaChode345 March 6, 2024