Street Blumpkin

The act of giving or receiving a blumpkin while on the street. Subject A proceeds to defecate in a street, sidewalk, or alleyway. Subject B performs fellatio on Subject A during the defecation process.

The homeless guy was already taking a dump in the alley; I thought I would be charitable and give him a Street Blumpkin.

by EvilBender October 12, 2009

upper blumpkin

while giving an upper decker to a toilet you are getting a blumpkin

i went into my buddy's bathroom with my girlfriend and she gave me an upper blumpkin, it was awesome

by its me A.G. June 19, 2010

Cherry Blumpkin

This is "classic blumpkin" with a twist. Having sex while she is on the rag, then commencing the dick suck dump routine.

I love getting cherry blumpkins!!!

by Blumpkin_Taskmaster April 24, 2010

Blip Blump

No glamerous way to put it, a blip blump is a fat chick. If you are a really fat chick you are a blippy blumpstocking. Reason for this name is the sound the fat girl makes when she walks, if you listen close you can hear it.

Craig: Damn look at that blip blump over there, she is a super heavy weight for sure.
Kathy: Wow, your right check out those golf ball size sweat beads falling off her triple chin, and all she is doing is standing still.

by Craigory S June 22, 2011

Raining Blumpkin

Reciving oral sex while deficating in the shower

Dude my girl was sucking my dick in the shower it felt pretty good but after i took a shit in the middle magical. total raining blumpkin

by toddthecameraguy July 8, 2011

monk blump

when you give someone else head while youre taking a shit

my girl friend was taking a fat shit so i walked in the bathroom and asked for a monk blump

by bassmaster6969 November 4, 2011

Perpendicular Blumpkin

A male (the receiver) sits as if to straddle the toilet, then reclines backward so that his head rests on another chair and his body is parallel to the floor. The other party, or giver, handstands on the toilet seat so that their body is perpendicular to the receiver's body while facing towards the receiver's feet, then proceeds to fellate the receiver while he takes a shit. Less skilled practitioners may allow the giver to prop his/her legs against the wall for added stability; it is to be noted, however, that this reduces the range of fellating motion.

I decided to become a gymnastics instructor so that I could receive perpendicular blumpkins whenever I had a hankering.

by D_in_U_since1834 December 13, 2012