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Beegle

The second stage of a relationship, where you are exclusively dating.
Part of the three stages of relationships, fleegle, beegle and deegle
Mary - "Oh my, Dave wants to move the relationship to beegle! I'm so nervous.
Grace - "Don't be, you guys are gonna be so great at beegle"
by Jacks256 August 18, 2017
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Fred bagel

Unsuccessful and unrelenting attempts to gain friendship and influence in exchange for tangible and socially desirable accomodations (meals, physical stimulation, stroking, and sexual oriented favors).
1. I know this guy you can call for free tickets. If he doesn't know your really just giving him a Fred bagel, he'll throw in a nice dinner - just pick a restaurant that is really loud so you don't have to hear him talk.
2. I just heard about this Fred bagel from a friend of mine. If you need a place to stay, he'll put you up for as long as you want. My buddy stayed there, and said the "room service" was the best. Afterwards, the Fred bagel continued to call him for weeks on end. Eventually the Fred bagel stopped calling and bad mouthed my buddy to other guys. My buddy then called the Fred bagel again and ended up getting a free round of golf. Nice!
3. (verb form): Dude, I just threw him a Fred bagel. I had him buy me lunch, he blew me, then I told him to piss-off. Now he thinks we're friends.
by Josh-Mark February 6, 2009
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loaded bagel

(n) an anus filled with blood semen and shit
by MR MAGOOGOO November 15, 2010
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Bagel

Slang term for a spliff; a large cigarette with cannabis inside.
by altmaker March 2, 2009
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Beela

A bad man who beats people up for looking at her the wrong way
Oh shit dnt look its a beela
by Asha123456789 October 1, 2013
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cuttin the bagel

To listen to crappy indy music while cutting ones wrist with a seratted knife
I just got this new My Chemical Romance CD, so I went home put it on and started Cuttin the bagel.
by Brant N. October 18, 2008
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whore bagel

An inside joke, term used for people like Nikkili Maxwell, who inspired this incredible word founded by Bentonious Portofino.
Nikki was being one huge whore bagel
by Mishy November 16, 2004
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