dropped the bat

expression my mate from stoke uses to proclaim that some one has farted

awww man whos dropped the bat?!

by otispunkmeyer September 25, 2005

stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle

to go crazy; to go nuts (informal)
to have a temper tantrum or a fit of rage

When repeatedly asked whether or not he had used street drugs to help cope with his mental problems, the schizophrenic patient began stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle.

by giovany August 7, 2006

Football Bat

A clever, hypothetical weapon used to attack an enemy that's making BS comments using football analogies. See "James Carville Goes Off on Fareed Zakaria" on Youtube.

"Ya he talked about an offensive linebacker.. when I read that I wanted to hit him with a football bat." - James Carville

by Dave:P December 7, 2011

Go bat off a dog

what u say to someone who just got angry or asked u to do somthing u dont want to do.
2.can be replaced by settle down.

1.
Angry person: WHY THE FUCK ARE U STILL HERE!!?

You: Go bat off a dog
2.
why dont u just go bat off a dog
why dont u just settle down

by Talon May 31, 2004

Fart.bat

An autoexecute file named by joe that causes a sound effect to play when the OS is loaded. Also a word that makes stan laugh...Silly Asians!

"Auto Execute Fart.bat" said joe
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA" lauged stanley.
"JOE!!!" yelled mrs. Wilber

by DavX0r September 26, 2003

swing the bat

To move past simply flirting and actually make a physical move on your partner. Then, you move to the bases. Nothing can happen till you swing the bat.

"No shit you're still a virgin. Sure, you got game, but nothing can happen till you swing the bat."

by Cornelius Bethlaham October 8, 2014

Fruit Bat

A term used to describe blind gay men.

Lewis: "Did you find any butt down at the club tonight?"
Dirk: "Nah, it was Fruit Bat night, just a bunch of blind queens groping and echo locating each other."

by Johnny Anonn April 12, 2013