When your partner spins a rod between a rope hanging from the ceiling, grabs right, and spins as fast as she can on your penis.
Did you hear what happened to James?
No? What happened?
His tinder date twisted his dick off.
Mexican basket ride?
Mexican basket ride?
No? What happened?
His tinder date twisted his dick off.
Mexican basket ride?
Mexican basket ride?
by Slappyhandle December 13, 2024

Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running (as a collective). No individuals. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.
by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

A female who has gone completely psychotic and irrational out of nowhere. A woman who has lost all common sense and lost all logic and reasoning , a female idiot
by JohnnyRandy June 16, 2016

Person A: Do you have the trading cards you promised me?
Person B: Yes.
*gives trading cards to Person A*
Now give me the stickers you promised me.
Person A: Nope!
*runs away*
Person B: I should have known that he would drain the basket!
Person B: Yes.
*gives trading cards to Person A*
Now give me the stickers you promised me.
Person A: Nope!
*runs away*
Person B: I should have known that he would drain the basket!
by ChameleonDragon March 10, 2018

by Candyland May 9, 2008

by golfer February 6, 2005

by fuckdady one on me June 13, 2018
