by Jason Mc August 24, 2006
Get the fuck book mug.In the Simpsons episode following Superbowl XXXIX, the Comic Book Guy tells Ned Flanders that his real name is Jeff Albertson.
by Thomas February 7, 2005
Get the comic book guy mug.This is the best friend of the 21st birthday girl. She is in charge of organizing the the shot book and getting it ready in time for the bday celebration. She is essentially the sober bitch on the night of the party as she keeps track of who is buying the shots, making sure a picture is taken of each shot, that her drunken friend signs each pape, drinks water alternately, and makes it to 21 no matter what frat guys are trying to get down her pants.
What a horrible shot book keeper she didn't even have a spare marker on her, Guys get me your pages i don't want to be the shot book keeper who's gluing pages at dinner, Her shot book keeper was such a bitch last night, Thanks for being my shot book keeper!, The shot book keeper won't let buy her a shot yet!
by J Witt January 18, 2008
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Get the Man Book mug.Like a dicktionary or a chicktionary, a bone book is a phonebook (could be a real book or one on the phone itself) with phone numbers of girls a guy wants to/ can bone.
Guy 1: hey whos that girl?
Guy 2: idk but I have to get her number for my bonebook
Guy 1: you mean phonebook?
Guy 2: nope, bone book. Look it up on urbandictionary.
Guy 2: idk but I have to get her number for my bonebook
Guy 1: you mean phonebook?
Guy 2: nope, bone book. Look it up on urbandictionary.
by SyncP1 March 29, 2017
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"Urban Dictionary is blocked by our school wifi! Don't worry we'll just use Urban Book on kik to search it up."
by GabrielO June 29, 2018
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Then proceed to slowly shove Rudyard Kipling's classic novel The Jungle Book down your hoe's hairy penis-pocket.
While sliding Rudyard Kipling's masterpiece, hum "The Bare Necessities" to arouse her.
When the book is halfway down there, proceed to light the outer half on fire.
Then scream "Behold the Red Flower!"
Now, pull out your Kaa, your Black Panther, your Gigantopithecus, or whatever you call your weiner and kill the fire with your piss.
Then normally fuck her.
After that wait for your man-cub to develop in her.
Then you're done.
Then proceed to slowly shove Rudyard Kipling's classic novel The Jungle Book down your hoe's hairy penis-pocket.
While sliding Rudyard Kipling's masterpiece, hum "The Bare Necessities" to arouse her.
When the book is halfway down there, proceed to light the outer half on fire.
Then scream "Behold the Red Flower!"
Now, pull out your Kaa, your Black Panther, your Gigantopithecus, or whatever you call your weiner and kill the fire with your piss.
Then normally fuck her.
After that wait for your man-cub to develop in her.
Then you're done.
"Do you prefer The Jungle Book be done by Jon Favreau or Andy Serkis?"
"I prefer it be done by Walt Disney."
"I prefer it be done by Walt Disney."
by Smitemegodpleasesmiteme November 13, 2019
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