Wet Blanket

See Tony for details.

Tony is a wet blanket.

by asdfuiop123 July 13, 2022

heroin blanket

A blanket with many burn holes from cigarettes from passing out.

May also be caused by blunts.

Passing out causes may be from being too drunk, too stoned or just by using heroin.

Most commonly seen in heroin communities--

Is not limited to blankets. Heroin shorts/pants are common as well.

Why don't you throw away that heroin blanket? There's no way it can keep you warm with all those holes.

by &n0n August 10, 2017

Blanket Time

The act of laying on top of someone so as to act as blanket of warmth. Usually leads to sex.

BLanket Time !

I performed blanket time on her.

by Cookies 4 cuddlez lol April 13, 2016

Blanket Hornpipe

The amorous congress; sex

From the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue

They were doing the blanket hornpipe last night.

by literaryvictorianpirate May 10, 2025

fur blanket

A sexual position in which the penis is placed in the partner's pubic or head hair.

Man, I was giving her a fur blanket, and I could tell she was using a new conditioner.

by snowpenguin September 14, 2014

Pig in a blanket

When you shit in someone's pillowcase and wait for them to find out.

Derek smirked, " Yo, I gave this guy a pig in a blanket," Ethan revolts, " Yo what the hell man, that is so gross? "

by Arandomuserforreall February 16, 2023

blanket children

When a dude dumps a load of cum in his blanket post jerk off

Dude I've had so many blanket children it's not even funny

by Handledeeznutz November 2, 2015