Lisa dusted Roger's banana on a boring Wednesday night. A dusty banana turns any night into an adventure.
by Slimshady7375268 March 9, 2014
Get the dusty bananamug. The act of attempting to do something that has no chance of success. Everyone knows that packing a banana for lunch, trip, car drive sounds like a good idea, but is impossible to accomplish without it getting bruised, brown and damaged, even if it's never touched.
The act of doing something completely hopeless.
The act of doing something completely hopeless.
Steve was trying to make his wife happy but he was just packing bananas. Everyone knows wives are never happy.
Joe: "Dude. You think she'll give me a blow job?"
Chet: "You're packing bananas."
Joe: "Dude. You think she'll give me a blow job?"
Chet: "You're packing bananas."
by DudeChet April 19, 2011
Get the packing bananasmug. by LOPI February 17, 2014
Get the banana fuckmug. The Banana Check consists of taking a perfectly ripe yellow banana and inserting 1/5th of it into your anus to determine your need to take a shit. If it comes back clean, then there is no need. If it comes back brown, it's time to go.
Rafael was about to leave when he felt pressure build in his stomach. Rafael did the Banana Check to determine if he had to shit or if he just needed to pass gas. The Banana Check came back brown signaling the approaching shitstorm.
by BaconBlitz May 21, 2020
Get the the Banana Checkmug. by xTexasJockx1 May 20, 2019
Get the toilet bananamug. me after eating my 69420th banana: man im such a banana eater
friend: how the fuck have you not died of potassium poisoning
friend: how the fuck have you not died of potassium poisoning
by Hehe I cheated June 14, 2021
Get the banana eatermug. 