Austin

a person who is secretly hated by his closest friends and has no idea. he plays the trumpet but sucks at it. he is left out all the time by his friends and tries to flirt with girls but it doesnt work.

hi, my name is austin.

by lalalala23 December 12, 2011

austin

A hyperbole that hovers on a flatulent cloud of self-importance…not a real place.

Of course I'm busy. I live in Austin. I have band practice in five hours.

by anjali gupta April 3, 2007

Abstinence Wall

The common practice in public schools of putting up giant poster boards or sheets of paper in which students sign their names stating that they pledge to remain a virgin and/or abstinent.

After the assembly about abstinence, sex and STDs, all students were encouraged to sign the Abstinence Wall.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 11, 2010

austin

cumbutt

Austin: Hey cumbutt.. how's that Palsy working out for ya?

by YourGirlfriendKatie February 3, 2010

Sean Astin

he used to be adorable until he opened his mouth...now we're mad at him because of the way he acted at the SAG awards and on Oprah and his retardation at the Oscars...we aren't *speaking* to him

Where once was lurrve...now darkness falls

by kerplunkymunky March 3, 2004

abstinence

When people who can't get any make excuses to why they havnt had sex

Guy 1 : Damn , dude jessica was amazing last night! She shook me all night long if you know what i mean! So have you banged cristina yet???

Luis: well... not exactly i made an abstinence pledge to jesus that i would not engage in intercourse untill marriage.

Guy 1: oh i respect that.

Luis: really!?

Guy1: hell no faggot*walks out of the room*

by vagman:) October 31, 2009

Austin

A total dumbass, Smartass, and hott ass guy! who's bestfreind is thor.

Even though he's a dumbass I still wish I was still going out with Austin

by Tinyness July 29, 2012